1. Charles Dolan

From high kicks to high sticks, this media mogul has your entertainment options covered. Dolan controls what you can watch on his Cablevision, on the TV you bought at his Wiz. His empire also includes Madison Square Garden, Radio City, the Rangers, the Knicks, the Rockettes and American Movie Classics. He had a bad 2002, but it’s still better than your best year. LOVE HIM for giving us Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Pet Psychic. HATE HIM for charging us our weekly paycheck for the right to watch them.